if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
Holy shit, this is so sad… People have sex that only lasts 3 minutes? I feel like this is a national crisis
3.33 is the highest average??
Eva 3.33: You Are (not) Good In Bed
Clearly Queers were not included in this survey.
Are they counting the average time Americans get screwed by their government?
I love the last bit
The Snow Queen.
In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.
The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die